Idiot Pedestrians

Hey Idiot Pedestrians who don't know the difference between "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" signals,

You know what - You suck!

It is difficult enough to drive safely in New York navigating through buses, pedicabs, horse drawn carriages and of course Yellow Cabs without having to dodge you as you risk your life to get across the street when the street signal clearly indicates DON'T FUCKING WALK!!!!

Some of you literally risk your children's lives by pushing carriages across the street when the signal indicates DON'T WALK.

Is it worth it?

Is it so important for you to get to the other side of the street "right this second" that it's worth "going for it" as cross town traffic blazes in your direction?

And you know what else - YOU SUCK - for getting upset when you get honked at!

If the sign looks like this:


Don't walk!!!

This is true EVEN IF THE LIGHT HAS TURNED GREEN. Sometimes - and I know this is hard to comprehend - sometimes pedestrians are supposed to wait before crossing because turning vehicles have an arrow, indicating that they can TURN. If you walk while the turning vehicles turn you may get hit.

This is why it is important to observe traffic signals, even if you aren't driving.

I know what it's like to be in a rush. I've had diarrhea a time or two in my day! There is no shame in wanting to get across that street in a hurry. However, it's safer (and also law-abiding) to obey traffic signals.

Even in Manhattan.

Especially you you fuck in Chinatown at Canal and whatever who decided that even though I had a turn signal and began to turn and you had a you just went ahead and walked right in front of my car, bringing all of your lemming friends with you, blocking all kinds of rush hour crosstown traffic and then banging on the hood of my car YOU FUCK screaming at me as if I'm the asshole.

You know what, YOU SUCK for not observing traffic signals you idiot pedestrian.

THIS IS WHAT A WALK SIGN LOOKS LIKE:



Obey it and you may no longer suck.