Bodega Dude at 29th Street and Ditmars

This is tragic.

Hey Bodega Dude at 29th Street and Ditmars,

You know what - you suck!

Mother fu#ker is charging $13 for a six pack of Troegenator Hop Back :-(

Dude you suck for making me look bad. Man, I've been talking about how great it is to be in Astoria and get such great deals and then BAM! Bum raped in my own neighborhood.

You really suck for telling me that if I want to split up the six pack you'd "have to charge $3 a piece - the distributor makes us."

Wow. So you're telling me that my new favorite brewery, Troegs, is a d*ckhead? I'm supposed to be upset with them? THEY suck? They're FORCING you to violate my wallet?

You suck dude. They're not forcing you to do anything.

"They won't take 'em back if they're split up."

Hmm, it's interesting that I don't have this problem with Bodega Dude at 37th street and Ditmars. I guess the breweries just don't like you or something.

Dude, please don't go upper east side on me. I live in Astoria for a reason - because it's better than living in Manhattan. Don't f@ck it up.

Lower the price immediately. $11 is totally fine with me. $12 is acceptable. It's still too high but at least it won't qualify as full rear-end penetration.

You suck.