Meter Maid at 31st Street and Astoria BLVD

Hey Meter Maid at 31st Street and Astoria BLVD,

You know what - You SUCK!!!!

Meter Maid, first of all you can go f@*k yourself for giving me a $115 ticket for blocking traffic when:

1. I had a green light.
2. The traffic I was supposedly blocking had a red light.
3. You and the other Meter Maid walked in front of my car blocking my path out of the way of oncoming traffic.
4. You were responsible for blocking traffic by ticketing my car and others making it impossible for us to move out of the way of traffic.
5. Once I did move out of the way of traffic you accused me of trying to run you over.

You are an uneducated fat slob piece of crusty afterbirth - a shit stain on society. You and your entrapping cohorts.

Your lazy sauntering walk over to my car along with your "I don't give a f@#k" attitude in the middle of oncoming traffic are evidence that your concern is issuing tickets - not steady flow of traffic.

I wish upon you a sauntering, lazy, steady flow of intense torturous pain. I would like you to suffer for hours on end.

Your efforts are counter-productive. You are a bad, lazy, slob of a person who deserves the absolute worst suffering imaginable.

Waste of a massive amount of space due to your enormous gargantuan lazy ass Meter Maid at 31st Street and Astoria BLVD, you know what - you suck.