Strange Indian Guy Who Lives Around The Corner

Hey Strange Indian Guy Who Lives Around The Corner,

You know what - YOU SUCK!

What is your deal, dude?

Every time I walk my dog your walking around with a disgruntled look on your face making strange grumbling noises.

"MMMM GGMMMM"

And then you approach people and ask them for a cigarette, but you do so non-verbally.

"MMMM" while putting your fingers to your lips as if you are smoking.

If they give you a cigarette you turn away and then,

"MMMM" while putting your thumb to the cigarette indicating you need a light.

You SUCK!

You wouldn't suck if you weren't so scary and weird. MMMM GGMMMM.

And you walk weird too. CLUUUUMP CLUMP, CLUUUUMP CLUMP. MMMM GGMMMM MMMM GGMMMM.

Would it kill you to take a shower once in a while?

Strange Indian Guy Who Lives Around the Corner - you suck.