Weirdo Guy That Looked at My Room for Rent

Hey Weirdo Guy That Looked at My Room for Rent,

You know what - YOU SUCK.

Wow dude. Wow.

You define "bridge and tunnel".

Tell me, honestly, who is going to welcome you into their home as a roommate?


(Representative Photo - not the actual Weirdo)

You are so annoying. Just looking at you irritates me.

Who can hang out with you? Who could possibly want to spend five minutes with you?

Here are the things about you that suck...

You wear too much hair gel.
You had your stupid blue tooth earpiece in the whole time (go f*@k yourself).
You seemed high.
You waltzed around like you owned the place.
You were constantly "sizing me up".

You did say a couple of awesome things though!

You: (with an accusatory tone) So, where are you from?
Me: St. Louis.
You: (with an air of "I don't give a shit") Oh yeah? Yeah, I been there. On work. I went to those hood clubs. You been ta those?
Me: No. I have no idea what that is.
You: It's those real ghetto clubs, you know, in the real poor places, like downtown. Gold tooths and shit.
Me: Can't say I've been there.

Then you said the winner...

You: Yeah, I never did get to see that ark though.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Moron.

Weirdo Guy That Looked at My Room for Rent, you suck but you're at least hilarious.

The guy I hope takes the apartment said something funny to me about you one minute after you left as he, Joshua John and I were laughing at you in judgement.

He said, "The bluetooth headset and the Ed Hardy t-shirts make it easy to know from a distance when I'm approaching someone I have no interest in having any kind of interaction with - verbal or non-verbal. Look - an idiot up ahead."

- You Suck!